No, not that kind of hot. I’m referring to the REAL female curse, HOTFLASHES. You young lovlies out there need to really appreciate what your estrogen is doing for you…say it loudly and with meaning now: I LOVE MY PERIOD; I LOVE MY PERIOD; I LOVE MY PERIOD. I officially did the menopause thing about a year ago but can I tell you, the hot flashes don’t want to give it up.
Last night…went to bed around 10:15 (fatigued from preparing for Cali) and around 1:30ish I felt like one of the Fantastic 4—FLAME ON….off go the covers….lie there with the fan blowing across the body full blast…..get a chill and cover up…2:15ish…FLAME ON….kick off the covers, lie on my back with the fan blowing to cool me off…..cool down, cover up…..3:45ish (Samson and Delila enjoy the extra blast furnace effect and join me under the covers)…4:30ish….FLAME ON…savagely kick off the f-in covers and beat my pillow whilst the sweat POURS out of my armpits, under by boobs, down my back, between my legs ….DAMMIT….
I thought I had this beat, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..it comes roaring back…makes for a lovely sleeping partner and a bitch of a lady (not sure I’d even want to call myself a lady…bitch of a bitch is more like it) and loads of that fun thing called sleep deprivation.
Say it now young chirpees—-I LOVE MY PERIOD; I LOVE MY PERIOD; I LOVE MY PERIOD…cause I promise you, you will once you start this womanly life-cycle event….
I’m HOT…riiiiiiight…..
